WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!

Bienvenidos, babies, to ryansitzman.com, the Internet's number-one source for Ryan Sitzman-related information.  Many of you may be asking, "Why does this jackass have a website?"  My answer to you: "Why don't YOU jackasses have a website?" 

After all, we're in the 21st century now.  1984 came and went, and 2001 was sure as hell not a space odyssey.  That means that it's time to charge ahead to a Blade Runner-infused, Star Wars-soaked future.  It's bad enough that we don't have flying cars, but to make it worse, the faceless entity that we call "Internet" will give anyone a website.  Even me, apparently.

In this website, I've tried to compile a few necessititties.  It's got your music reviews, your pictures, and your random ramblings.  It's also got a couple of other things you might enjoy.  I'm still kind of learning how to update this thing effectively and quickly, but I'll make an effort to add things on a quasi-regular basis.  If for some reason you're interested in what's happening in my life, you can also check out a "blog" that I recently got going.  It's available at http://sitzblog.blogspot.com   For those of you who don't know what a "blog" is, it's basically a personalized website where people complain about stuff.  I'll try to keep my complaints fresh and interesting.

At this point, I also want to make sure to thank my uncle Bob Johnson (yes, that's his real name; it has not been changed to protect the innocent).  He's the one that helped me get the whole website started, and has helped me on uncountable occasions to maintain it.  So thanks, Bob! 

As an additional note, this site was originally started as a place where I could post my A-Z Music Review Revue.  I still send the reviews out by email around 2 or 3 times a year (I'm slow as hell and CDs aren't cheap, either).  If you're interested in being on the review list, please send me an email at sitzmansitzman@hotmail.com and I'll put you on it.  Also, in the music reviews, and this website as a whole, there is profanity (but unfortunately not nudity). If you don't like that, then please don't look at the site.

So, as you peruse ryansitzman.com, I invite you to take your time; kick your shoes off and grab yourself a drink (best serve it up tall and strong to numb the attack on the senses that is ryansitzman.com).  Laugh, cry, and live, but most importantly, remember what the Jackson 5 told us: "Enjoy Yourself."

Thanks,

Ryan Sitzman