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A Sea of C

Hey there everyone, this is Ryan Sitzman again. It’s been a while since I talked some crap, so I decided it was time for another music review. And let me tell you, this time around, there’s some real doozies! I also went to a different music store this time. I had been going to Secondspin.com, at the edge of Boulder’s beautiful and historical Hill District. By “beautiful and historical,” I mean “shitty, run-down, and filled with pseudo-hippies.” Even though I don’t care much for the hill, I still end up there about once a week. So of course, when my friend Tori came for a visit recently, we inevitably found ourselves walking around The Hill. The Hill has an abundance of two things: 1) sandwich shops, and 2) stupid assholes.
Additionally, though, there is a quaint little store called Albums on the Hill, which sells all sorts of music. And by “quaint,” I mean “in a basement.” So, since we weren’t hungry for sandwiches, and also didn’t particularly want to observe stupid assholes, Tori and I decided to go listen to some CDs.
I had been to Albums on the Hill quite a few times before, and every time I go in there, I feel as though I’ve been transported to the record shop Nick Hornby describes in the book “High Fidelity.” Despite this feeling, though, the employees there are always surprisingly helpful, friendly, and knowledgeable. The only reason I don’t go there more often is an unfortunate one: price. The CDs there are usually at least a couple of dollars more than at a chain store like Best Buy or Secondspin.com, regardless of whether or not they are used CDs. I’ve still not entirely reconciled this situation in my head. At first, I didn’t really buy into the whole hippie “Buy Local!” mentality. I figured as long as I at least bought from a store that was located locally, it would at least give jobs to some locals. But my thoughts began to change after I got screwed over by a large, soulless corporate chain store (the name of which rhymes with “Circuit Shitty”). After this unfortunate experience, I started to think that maybe it IS a good idea to support local businesses, if they at least still provide a personal shopping experience and helpful employees. Which is exactly what places like Albums on the Hill give a customer. So, this review turned out to be a kick in the nuts, financially speaking, but after buying my CDs, I felt something strange: a smug sense of self-satisfaction.
Which is really the essence of being a Boulder pseudo-hippy. So, we’ll just have to see where I go to get CDs for the next review.
Anyhow, let’s get into it!

CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN – “TELEPHONE FREE LANDSLIDE VICTORY”
CRACKER – “GENTLEMAN’S BLUES”
I’ve grouped these two CDs into one review because Cracker and Camper Van Beethoven have some common threads that tie them together. For example, the last time that my friend Mike and I saw Cracker perform live here in Boulder, they played with Camper Van Beethoven. This was convenient because members of each band perform together under both names; the main difference between the two is stylistic. Cracker takes more of a straight-forward, pop-like approach to rock. With the addition of violin, accordion, and other instruments, C.V.B. plays the sort of music that I imagine cool Russians would listen to, if they weren’t busy listening to Eurotrash girly-pop (not that that’s bad, though). Both are fronted and seem to be run by David Lowery, who should be on the fast track to sainthood, as far as I’m concerned. The other common thread, of course, is that both groups kick ass.
“Telephone Free Landslide Victory” was recently reissued, and the original album came out in 1985, I think. It is the first studio album from C.V.B., and at times this becomes apparent through its less-than-polished feel. Not that that’s a problem, though. On the whole, the album is put together really well, and you get the feeling that reissuing the CD was definitely a good thing. There are additional tracks on the reissue that weren’t on the original album, and the re-mastered music is very crisp, but the sound never seems overproduced. I was wondering how the band developed its unique sound until I read their secret in the liner notes: “Mixed at Samurai Sound Labs & Chris Molla’s-Enormous-piece-of-squid-in-the-fridge-studios while most everybody was naked or wearing massive FUR BOAS & platform SHOES.” Evidently band attire does affect acoustics. In any case, though, the music is great.
Songs like “The Day That Lassie Went to the Moon,” “Border Ska,” and “Take the Skinheads Bowling” are lighter and more carefree. Others are slightly darker. All songs, though, are infused with superb musicianship. And with
24 tracks, you sure get your money’s worth, and there’s bound to be a song for everyone.
Skip forward, then, to 1998, when Cracker’s “Gentleman’s Blues” was made.
Let’s just get one thing out of the way: Cracker is the most underrated band in the US. They may have had a few small radio hits with songs like “Low” and “Nothing to Believe In,” but the huge success this band deserves seems to have eluded them thus far. That may be a good thing, though, since they continue to make excellent music that is funny, insightful, and very listenable (if that’s a word). “Gentleman’s Blues” is Cracker’s fourth album out of six so far, and it was the only one my collection was missing.
I had delayed buying it because my friend Mike had seemingly indicated that it wasn’t as good as their other stuff, but I may have misunderstood him, since I think it’s definitely Cracker at the top of their repertoire. The album starts off with three great, catchy songs: “The Good Life,” “Seven Days,” and “Star.” It slows down slightly with “James River,” but picks right back up again with “My Life Is Totally Boring Without You,” and keeps up the momentum for most of the rest of the album. There are also a few offbeat moments like in “I Want Out Of The Circus,” which hint at the lingering influences of Camper Van Beethoven. Additionally, “Trials and Tribulations” sounds like it could be a single from a new White Stripes album, if it didn’t predate that group’s mainstream fame. All in all, though, this is an excellent CD, and I would recommend it to basically anyone.

SOUNDTRACK – “COLD MOUNTAIN”
I should say from the outset of this review that I’ve not actually seen to movie “Cold Mountain,” but I don’t think that fact will really hamper this review. I should also say that this is a really, really good CD. My interest in this CD was originally spurred when I was driving around the flower van, and the college radio station played a song from this album. It was really beautiful and sad at the same time, and I thought, “Wow, this is the kind of stuff I want playing at my funeral!” (IF I die, that is…I’ve not died yet, and just because everyone in history has died up till now doesn’t mean that I necessarily will, I suppose). After listening to the CD over and over, I’m not exactly sure which song I heard on the radio, since many of them are beautiful and sad at the same time.
One aspect of this album that I’m particularly fond of is the presence of Jack White. I know that his group The White Stripes have its share of detractors, but I’m definitely not one of them, especially not after hearing his performances on this album. Since the movie is set during the Civil War, there are many traditional songs from that era, and Jack performs three of them, as well as a few that he himself wrote, in a traditional style.
“Never Far Away,” one of the ones he wrote, is very simply done, and wouldn’t feel too out of place on a White Stripes album, if he just added the pounding drum of his sister Meg.
Also, I feel embarrassed to admit this, but I don’t really know who Alison Krauss is, but she sure sings the hell out of a few songs here. One, “The Scarlet Tide,” was initially just about the most beautiful thing I’d ever heard, until Tori pointed out the lyrics: “We’ll rise above the scarlet tide / That trickles down through the mountain / And separates the widow from the bride.” Ouch! Heavy! But the song still SOUNDS mighty purty, and I’d definitely recommend it to those who don’t have a good command of the English language. (That song, by the way, was co-written by Elvis Costello, who also kicks ass; I looked for some of his CDs to review for this issue, but they were all too expensive, and I couldn’t find the one I wanted).
Another Krauss song, “You Will Be My Ain True Love,” was written by Sting, and I believe it was nominated for an Oscar, despite the fact that much of the world is still scratching its head, wondering what in the heck an “ain”
is. The soundtrack is rounded out with other traditional songs, a few original instrumental compositions, and a very nice choral piece at the end performed by Sacred Harp Singers.
When I listen to these CDs, I try to imagine the ideal situation in which to listen to them. And for this CD, I think I actually lived out that situation. As I mentioned, my friend Tori recently came out for a visit, and I listened to this album as I drove back after dropping her off at the airport. That drive turned out to be the ideal time to listen to this CD.
The songs evoke feelings of happiness and joy, but also the feeling that one is making a journey of the heart, and those times are slightly melancholy and haunting. The sounds conjure up images of true love, of sacrifice, and of wanting to be with the person that you love, and they complimented my mood perfectly as I drove back to Boulder. Unfortunately for you, dear reader, this is not an easily replicated situation, so maybe you could listen to it while cleaning your bathroom or something.

NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS – “NOCTURAMA”
Wow, just typing those words, I feel like I’m a musical boy who has just taken the first step on the path towards being a musical man. I will say right off that I don’t quite “understand” this CD, and when I listen to it, I feel like a kid eavesdropping around the corner while his parents have a dinner party. The guests are talking about grown-up things, and even though they’re using some words he recognizes, he can’t make sense of the conversation as a whole. But just being a spectator is somewhat exhilarating and exciting, and for the time being, that may have to be enough.
I really like this CD, though. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds was initially recommended to me by Paul, my coworker and fellow Flower Delivery Guy.
According to Paul, who is a big Nick Cave fan, there are two Nick Caves:
Crazy Bastard Nick Cave, and Crooner Nick Cave. This CD, which was released last year, falls into the latter category. Paul says he prefers Crazy Bastard Nick Cave and gave me a few recommendations, but when I was at the CD store, the only used Nick Cave CD that they had was this one. And I really like it. Most of the songs are rather slow, and Nick’s deep, sad voice floats over piano and generally minimal accompaniment. The first three songs, “Wonderful Life,” “He Wants You,” and “Right Out Of Your Hand,”
are like this, and the album first picks up the tempo significantly about halfway through “Bring It On.” This song illustrates my main confusion with the album’s message: I don’t know what the hell the message is, or if it even has one. In this song, as in most of them, the lyrics seem relatively independent of the songs’ sounds, and it’s hard to tell if Nick is being hopeful or depressing. Not that there can’t be ambiguity; on the contrary.
And perhaps that’s what makes me like this CD most. It makes me think and actually wonder what, if anything, Nick is trying to say to me as a listener.
Other songs in the album, such as “Dead Man In My Bed,” are a lot quicker and harder, and they perhaps hint at the Crazy Bastard Nick Cave of old.
And Nick deserves a special commendation with his song “Rock of Gibraltar,”
in which he surprisingly finds quite a few words that rhyme with “Gibraltar.” The final song, though, is perhaps the most impressive.
“Babe, I’m On Fire” is both harmonious and cacophonous at the same time.
It’s basically an over-14-minute-long orgy of loud, quick, and jarring sounds made by drums, guitars, an organ, and Nick himself. The lyrics take up four pages in the liner notes, and the pattern can be seen in the following excerpt: “The man going hiking says it / The misunderstood Viking says it / The man at the rodeo / And the lonely old Eskimo says / Babe, I’m on fire / Babe, I’m on fire.”
So, what is the ideal situation in which to listen to this CD? Well, except for the anomaly that is “Babe, I’m On Fire,” most of the album’s songs can be listened to in the following unique scenario:
Say you’ve just run over something while driving late at night, but it’s dark, you’re scared, and there’s no one around, so you just keep going and speed towards your home. You’re not sure what you hit, but you have the persistent thought in your head that it was probably a person. You speed home, faster and faster, and hurry inside your house when you get there.
You close the blinds, turn off the light in the front room, and pour yourself a tall, hard drink. You sit on the couch and silently sip your drink in the dark, and the phrase “Did I kill him??” continually drifts in and out of your mind….NOW is the perfect time to pop this CD into the stereo.

JIMMY CLIFF – “THE HARDER THEY COME”
This reggae CD represents a bit of a gray area. I know that this is technically a soundtrack album to the movie by the same name, but I wanted something a bit different to round out this issue’s music selections. Plus, Jimmy Cliff does half of the songs on the album, and it was even filed under “Cliff,” not “Harder,” at the CD store. So I figure this album counts as a “C” album.
As with “Cold Mountain,” I have not seen this movie, either, but I was once again inspired by the college radio station to check out this CD when they played a track from it. And it’s a great CD. The album and the movie were released in 1972, and when listening to this reggae CD, I felt as though I was getting reconnected to my roots….yeah, right. I DID feel, however, that I was becoming more aware of the roots of reggae, and how the music was used as a forum to express both anger and frustration, but also hope that one could escape the oppressive system of the day. It’s really made me want to see this movie, so I will have to rent it next time I have a bit of free time (ie January).
As I said, Jimmy Cliff does half of the songs, and those ones are pretty well known, at least by those who might be at least slightly into reggae.
The title track is great, of course, and if you listen to it, it feels like you’re listening to the inspirational prototype that motivational speakers would follow decades later. A sample: “Well the oppressors are trying to keep me down, trying to drive me underground / And they think that they have got the battle won / I say forgive them Lord they know not what they’ve done / ‘Cause as sure as the sun will shine / I’m gonna get it, what’s mine…and then the harder they come, the harder they fall, one and all.” Plus, even though the messages are generally great in this CD, the music is even greater, and even on a snowy day, it’s hard not to feel like you’re walking around in Jamaica.
Damn, I want to see this movie now. I have a feeling it’s the coolest thing to come out of ’72 since the TV show Kung Fu!

Well, I should hang it up for now. My B.O. is starting to smell like coffee, which can mean only one thing: shower time! Stay tuned for some exciting D’s, coming soon to an email box near you. In the meantime, take
care, and listen to some music. ---Ryan