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The Extravagant E's

Well hello. How is everyone doing? Me, I’m doing well, and I’m coming at you with a new edition of this-a here music newsletter. Yeah, you thought that I’d forgotten about the old A-Z Music Review Revue, didn’t you?
Shame shame. I didn’t forget; it was just that this semester at school was a bit tough. Who’d have thought that grad school would actually be hard? Not me, evidently, but I quickly found out that it was.
Just as a bit of a refresher, and an intro for everyone that’s new here, I’m Ryan, and I write these lame reviews of music that I’ve been listening to. To (try to) make it interesting, I’ve been doing it from A all the way to Z. So every now and then, I buy a few CDs that have the same letter and write about them. I know…sounds boring, doesn’t it? But for some reason, people seem to be interested in this, and keep asking me when the next review is coming out (and I’m not just talking about well-intentioned relatives, but thanks nonetheless, mom!).
Anyhow, I usually start the review with an excuse about why it’s taken me so long to write a review, and I’ve already covered that, to an extent. I should also note, though, that I’ve gotten a cat, and feeding him and petting him takes away lots of valuable music-review-writing time. His name is technically Gallagher, but I’ve taken to calling him “Kitty.” Not that it matters, though, since he doesn’t answer to either name. My friend Tori and I have also tossed around the names “Pyongyang” and “Foodbag,” but neither seems to “speak” to him. Also, the Cat-Ryan relationship has also yet to be legally defined, as Boulder has the law that instead of being called a pet owner, a person who has a cat or dog is a pet GUARDIAN. That seems a bit excessively hippy for me, but I’d be willing to go along with it. However, I’m not sure if I would have a “cat,” or if I’d need to refer to him as an “independent feline contractor.” So you see how all the confusion surrounding this little guy could prevent me from writing a review for months and months.
Oh well. In any case, I got the cat from a client of my dad who was really allergic to him, and fortunately my own cat allergies haven’t brought me to my knees. This cat is really nice, though, and I’d say he’s the ideal cat. The only problem is that he’s so sweet I routinely want to vomit just from looking at him. But he sleeps at my feet to keep my warm (and my heating bill down), and I feed him twice a day, so we have a nice symbiotic relationship.
Anyhow, that’s about enough crap about my cat…I don’t want to become one of THOSE people. Let’s talk about music. I’ve gotten some good CDs for this review, but they’re a bit hard to nail down at times, so we’ll have to see how the review turns out. Also, in the spirit of the holiday sale, I’m going to slash costs and take 20% off this review, so instead of 5 CDs, I’ll only review 4. Complaints can be directed at my marketing department.
So, let’s get it done!

EELS – “SOULJACKER”
The Eels are awesome. This CD, along with anything else I’ve heard by them, is also awesome. And if you ever get the chance to see them in concert, as I was lucky enough to do a while back, then you had better go because they ROCK and they are awesome.
OK, got that out of the way. Now for a bit more about this particular CD. It’s pretty impressive, to say the least. On the front cover, we see the grainy picture of a bearded, Unibomber-looking man, and he appears to be holding a confused poodle. As strange as this may sound, this picture actually seems to set the mood for the entire album: the picture, as well as the songs, are slightly weird and awkward, but in the end they’re pretty cool, and you can’t help but laughing a bit when you come across them.
If you have heard any other Eels CD, such as the ever-excellent “Beautiful Freak” or “Electro-Shock Blues,” then you already know a little bit about the Eels’ style, which mixes bouncing, up-beat jams alongside slower, melancholic songs that would be pretty depressing if it weren’t for the jams (and if you HAVEN’T heard either of those CDs, then get your shit together and listen to one ASAP. I challenge you to find a better depressing but ultimately feel-good song than “PS You Rock My World”). As for this CD, there seems to be a pretty even mix between the jams and the downers, but the jams stand out a bit more to me. My favorite song is “Fresh Feeling,” which starts off with a string ensemble and transitions into a bouncy little number, but there’s plenty more where that came from.
In particular I like “Friendly Ghost” and “Teenage Witch,” as well as “Jungle Telegraph” which, if we are to believe the liner notes, is about a guy that becomes a teenage prostitute that kills a man in self defense, and then flees to Africa to live in a tree.
In fact, the liner notes themselves are also really interesting. There is the standard list of lyrics, but there is also a mini essay by a DJ Killingspree that is really funny and informative. When talking about “Jungle Telegraph,” for example, Killingspree says “Is it just me, or is there something heavy going on here?” He also calls the album a “Magna Carta of rock,” and says that if we all show the Eels some respect, they will continue to drop “some serious science” on our heads.
As a final interesting note, “World of Shit” could actually be considered a love song, at least in the odd realm of musicdom that the Eels occupy. It is also a prime example of the way Mr. E and the gang mix happy and sad to create an irresistible result. An excerpt: “baby, I confess / I am quite a mess / so let’s get married and / make some people / more than equal / in this world of shit…I will make a pledge / to get down off the ledge / you and I belong together / and forever we will have / our love.”
In other words, if you are a human being that has his or her sense of hearing intact, then you should get yourself a CD by the Eels!

ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN – “HEAVEN UP HERE”
I must admit that, as is the case with many of my CD purchases, I bought this album out of a desire to do some “musical homework,” a phenomenon that I’ve discussed in a previous edition of the review. In this case, I had heard mention of Echo and the Bunnymen in the movie “High Fidelity,” which is one of my favorites. The deal was sealed with the name of the group, which is admittedly weird but cool. So one day I found myself at Bart’s CD Cellar (which isn’t actually a cellar at all), perusing the Echo CDs. I grabbed this CD, and an employee that was passing by said out of nowhere that it was the best one by the group, so I felt reassured. Upon listening to the album, though, I’ve found it excessively hard to describe and pinpoint.
First of all, the album is from the year 1981, and it’s hard to avoid comparing it to early U2, or some other acts of the era. And I hate to say it, but a lot of the songs on the album sound the same, or at least really, really similar. There is the tight drumming, the quick guitars, and the nearly-incomprehensible ululating soaring above it all on basically every track. That’s not to say that it sounds bad, because it doesn’t. It just sounds like a collection of early lost U2 singles. And I feel like an unappreciative musical simpleton for berating these Welshmen in such a manner, but it’s just the truth of what I personally perceive. This CD is boring to me.
I think that the problem with this CD is that I WANT to appreciate it, but I still DON’T. It would be really cool to say that I’m really into Echo and the Bunnymen, but I guess I’m just not. It’s the type of CD I’d expect to hear in the following sort of situation:
I go to some place in Europe, let’s say Germany, and visit a friend of mine. We’ll call him Pedro. So Pedro gets invited over to a friend’s house, and at that friend’s house there is a CD playing in the background.
It’s kind of rocking, but after about three songs, I notice that they all sound kind of the same. So I ask his friend, “Hey, Pedro’s friend, which CD is this?” and he answers, “Oh, it’s ‘Heaven Up Here,’ from Echo and the Bunnymen. It’s great, isn’t it?” And I’d smile and say, “Oh yes, I like it a lot…it’s pretty sweet!” When it comes to music tastes, I’ve found that it’s often best to smile and lie, just avoid some sort of international incident.

STEVE EARLE – “JERUSALEM”
Speaking of Germany, this CD was recommended to me by a friend of mine named Brian, who lives in Munich. I’ve taken quite a few of his recommendations, and they have yet to disappoint me, and this CD is no exception. It is quite excellent for a few reasons.
First of all, this is not really a country CD. Evidently Steve Earle is still considered “country” in some circles, but most of this CD is far from that moniker. Plus, with the likes of Toby Keith (aka “The Antichrist”) being part of country music these days, I’m pretty sure Steve Earle would be happy to be set aside from the title “country.” The modern institution of country music seems to be interested mainly in wrapping itself in the flag and kowtowing to the governmental status quo. There are a few notable exceptions, such as the Dixie Chicks, but they are quickly cursed and mocked by the other fixtures of the country music establishment. This is particularly sad because there used to be a strong strain of resistance in country music, as evidenced by the mere name of the outlaw movement. It is in this vein of resistance, then, that Earle made this album, and it’s a breath of fresh air.
“Jerusalem” came out in 2002, and it caused a bit of a controversy with the song “John Walker’s Blues.” I read a review that said this song was vilified because it made the mistake of seeing John Walker Lindh as a human and not just as an evil terrorist. If you’ll remember, Lindh was the American that was captured in Afghanistan for fighting alongside the Taliban. The song indeed never glorifies what Lindh did, but instead tried to capture the feelings that Lindh might have felt: an alienation by the American culture that he sees on MTV and in soda-pop ads, and an eventual identification with a belief system that makes sense to him. The song is very effective in that it helps you see that there are two sides to everything, as my ma would say.
The rest of the CD is not as political, but now and again there are some hints at resistance and questioning authority in order to produce a stronger society. On the back cover of the case, even, Earle leaves his listener with a warning, but an upbeat message, as well. He rejects the idea that second-guessing our leaders in a time of crisis is unpatriotic, and says instead that such questioning is even healthy and necessary to maintain our Constitution, which he sees as the heart of democracy. Doesn’t sound too treasonous, now does it?
As for the SOUND of the album, it’s pretty great, actually. There are a lot of upbeat songs that are more on the rockin’ end of the scale, and a few, like “John Walker’s Blues,” that are quieter in order to emphasize the message. Another is the title song, “Jerusalem,” which is a rejection of violence and a call for peace. And of course, being at least partially a country album, there is a few broken-hearted love songs, but for those turned off by a lot of the staples of country music, there’s not a twang or a slide guitar to be heard, so you can listen to this album with the confidence that you’re not a closet hick.

THE EVERLY BROTHERS – “THE VERY BEST OF THE EVERLY BROTHERS”
Do you remember how in the last edition of this newsletter, I reviewed Dr. Dre’s album “The Chronic”? Well, so do I, and this album is nothing like that album. Nothing at all. Although it does provide an interesting study in contrasts. I suppose that there’s obviously going to be differences between 60s pop/rock and 90s rap, but it’s funny how pronounced those differences can be. For example, on “Bye Bye Love” Don and Phil sing about their “baby going away with someone new,” and how they sure are “blue”
and that they want to cry. Dre, on the other hand, would probably NOT declare himself to be through with romance and love, but would instead just roll up and pop a fucking cap in the new guy’s ass, and in the bitch’s ass, as well. Ah, the Good Old Days.
So yeah, I get a slight touch of the nostalgia when I hear this album, which is odd, since I was born in 1980. Or perhaps I’m just confusing nostalgia with nausea. In any case, the music hearkens back to the days when love songs meant everything, and a song didn’t have to go through weeks of post-production to be a hit. As far as this particular album goes, it’s obviously a greatest hits album, which I had subconsciously decided to try to avoid in these reviews. However, it’s kind of hard to find “E” CDs, and as tempting as it was to just buy another Eels CD, I wanted to mix it up a bit.
The packaging itself is typically sparse. There is a simple track listing, as well as a short timeline in the “Notes” section of the liner notes, as well as two great pictures of the brothers in full dork grandeur.
When seeing the pictures of these two, it’s clear to see how they could perform sappy songs like “All I Have to Do Is Dream” and “Crying in the Rain.” Most of the songs are good, if you’re into slow, early-60s pop music, but probably excruciating if you’re not. As for me, I like many of the songs, but unfortunately, most of their greatest hits, such as “Bye Bye Love” and “All I Have to Do Is Dream” have been co-opted by some shitty commercial, and it’s hard NOT to think of a spinning Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast when I hear “Wake Up Little Susie.” This album has helped in the Musical Homework Department, though, by helping me see how different styles and genres combine and evolve in the 60s, which is still a decade that I am weak in.
So, I’d recommend this CD to you if you’re really into 60s pop (but if you are, then you probably already have it), or if you want to add a bit of schmaltz to an evening (but if that’s the case, there’s schmaltzier stuff out there, too).

Well, that’s it for this time. Thanks for reading if you made it this far, and thanks for the encouragement. Otherwise I’d probably have given up on these reviews long ago!
Take care, and listen to some music for me!
Ryan